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Question by Queen Agnostic: I am thinking of starting a rent a spouse business, what do you think?
Okay, you know there are always people out there who arent married, arent commited but have to attend family functions, business dinners with bosses and their spouses…. and well, guys have been limited to call girls and other sleezy women and women… well, they usually resort to using their cousins, brothers or brother in laws….. so I am thinking why not start a legitimate business… hire married people who know how to be a real spouse…. they can do business dinners for about 300 bucks… and a family christmas for 1000 plus a christmas gift since they arent going to be with their own family, they need to be compensated. No sex of course… just a good old faux supportive spouse for the occasion. Its a great way to fool family and friends who think your gay or lesbian because you dont have a spouse and give your boss the illusion you are stable! Whatch y’all think???
No no no… not escort service.. this is bonafide spouse service… each applicant has to have a degree from college, a nice spouse of their own, a few kids and be able to cook, clean and do all sorts of home renovations… its the real deal!
thats rent a husband… this is rent a spouse!
People… have a sense of humour! My gosh, so serious
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Answer by Andrew
Sounds like a lame version of escort services.
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Haha! Sounds great. But what will happen when they have to go to a 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc. visit, dinner, function? How will you make sure your employees are still there?
They already exist. Look up Escort Service.
Well, I think you have about the cutest Avatar I have ever seen first off. And as far as your business idea, I reckon most potential clients would have turned around right about at the part where you mention no sex. You may want to consider revising your business plan.
Not that I’m into prostitution, but you’re expecting me to fork over 300 -1,000 bucks and there’s no sex?
Ridiculous idea. How exactly will you stop the sex when you just pitched an idea for an escort service….
this has been tried before, under many names. the problem is always that it is hard to supervise staff. They are always out there trying to make extra deals or the customer tries to get a little extra for the “happy ending”
I’m sorry but that is a very bad idea.
Some wives and/or husbands would have a big problem with that. Most marriages, okay well wait almost all marriages have problems, and having your wife or husband being rented out would just add fuel to the fire.
It also enables people not to buck up! This would enable people to keep hiding their true selves. Like your whole “great way to fool a family” pitch is not good, it would just cause problems and pain.
If you invest in such a business it’s going to waste!
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Rent+a+husband&ei=utf-8&fr=b1ie7
I already pay for a maid.
How does your husband feel about the idea of pimping you out?